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Shoutout to the guy at the UFO meetup who brought a toaster as 'proof'

Last Saturday in Portland, some dude stood up at a local conspiracy meetup and claimed his toaster received alien signals every morning at 6:15. He held it up real serious while crumbs fell out of the slots. Has anyone else seen 'evidence' that made you laugh more than it convinced you?
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hayden720
hayden7201m ago
Gotta push back a little on this, man. I mean, yeah the toaster thing sounds goofy on the surface, but maybe the guy just isn't great at explaining himself. Like, what if it's not the toaster itself but the electrical interference or something that happens at that exact time each day? I've seen people bring way weirder stuff to meetups, like a rock they swear is a GPS from aliens or a fuzzy photo of a light in the sky. At least a toaster is a real object you can actually touch and examine, you know? Idk, I'd rather hear someone try to connect their weird morning toast ritual to something bigger than just stare at a blurry picture of a cloud.
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