The gnome lamp that took 3 trips to the dump to actually ditch

My aunt gifted me this ceramic gnome lamp, about 14 inches tall, with a mushroom base and a face that looked personally offended. I tried donating it in Tucson, but Goodwill rejected it on the spot, then the thrift store near 4th Avenue laughed me out. Finally drove it to the county landfill and the guy at the gate said, "That's the ugliest thing I've seen all week," and charged me $8 for the privilege. Has anyone else paid to get rid of decor that nobody would even steal?

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morgan.joseph25d ago

My buddy paid $15 to have a giant clown painting shredded at the dump, then they made him watch.