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Warning: I tried to impress a date with my rare orchid and it backfired

I was showing off my prized Dracula simia in my living room when my cat knocked the whole pot onto the floor. I spent the next 20 minutes repotting it while my date just watched, and now the plant looks mad at me. Anyone else have a plant that seems to hold a grudge?
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brianfox
brianfox16d ago
Ever notice how plants are the most dramatic pets? My fiddle leaf fig dropped a leaf because I moved it two feet and it looked so offended. They really do keep score.
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logan299
logan29916d agoTop Commenter
Seriously, it's a plant, not a sulking teenager.
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