Yeah that "whisper quiet" claim is total marketing fluff. It's like how every food package says "natural flavors" like that means anything. I've noticed this pattern with anything marketed to parents - they slap a word on it that sounds good but has zero legal definition. "Quiet" clippers, "gentle" baby wipes, "calming" nightlights. None of it means jack until you actually try it out. It just makes you feel stupid for believing the hype.